am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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