***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
Randomize
