He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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