wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
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Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
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Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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