It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
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his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
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How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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