The maid of honor just puked.
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
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kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
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There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
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