WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
there was a trapeze. enough said
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
