party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
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There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
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She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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