where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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