Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
