Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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