Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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