So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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