Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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