So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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