don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
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in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
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So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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