I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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