That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
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Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
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I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
My vagina is very pro this idea
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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