At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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