But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
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considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
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She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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