this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
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Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
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Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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