You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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