she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
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that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
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I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..