another moral hangover. fuck.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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