I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
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I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
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He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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