bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
North Korea, Best Korea!
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
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