have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
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