But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
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Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
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Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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