glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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