i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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