So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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