On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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