Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
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Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
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It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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