News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
