i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
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it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
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so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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