If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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