Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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