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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
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we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
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Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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