Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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