All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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