Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
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I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
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anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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