I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
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Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
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Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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