just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
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i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
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yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
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