so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
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If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
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It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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