Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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