New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Omg I joined a choir last night...
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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