the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
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I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
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I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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