Already got asked if we're dating
I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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