So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
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Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
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June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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