The brown eye won't let me do that either.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
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We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
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It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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