So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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