I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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