didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
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