I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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