Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
2020 sucks, I want a refund
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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